With regards to moving.
1) Why do things expand when you put them in boxes?
2) Why do things expand further when you put them in a car?
3) How many trips of the minivan (with only the third seat removed) will it take to transport all my belongings?
4) Will my new window, internet connection, sofa and bed be delivered on time?
5) How come things that are normally squishy (ie. yarn) suddenly become un-squishy when placed into a vehicle?
6) How can I work on packing things up all day long for several days and still have stuff all over the place?
and the most burning question of all…
7) WHY DO I HAVE SO MUCH STUFF?!